A testimony to how inflexible/out of shape I am.
P.s today is my 21st birthday! ~*party*~
sex, pretty women, cartoons, and stupid lovey dovey shit. daylatewords.blogspot.com
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every now and then posts from a loser, Edge.
every now and then posts from a loser, Edge.
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
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when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
thank you i needed this
(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught, via pwnator)
Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Smily face! Fuck you!
Anonymous asked: If you want to do this diet with me go check it out. I'm on my phone so I'm anon I'll hit you up later but for now get bit(.)ly/tumblrfun
because certainly all one hundred twenty five pounds of me needs to go on a diet, spam bot.
